Sneaky Bums...

I just got an interesting call from Penthouse. I usually never answer the house phone since it is no longer a number I associate myself or my friends with. But mom is sick today, so I picked up. The guy started in talking about "my subscription" and whatnot as though I had one and maybe it was a mistake. "Have you ever had a subscription with us before?" "No, nor any of the other ones. I think the only subscription I ever took out for myself was GM High Tech Performance when I was younger, but I don't subscribe to ANY magazines anymore." Then for a split-second I thought "OMG, what if someone has hacked my bank account and is off buying things with my name on it! GASP!" but then I realized it has to be some pesky new scheme to get around the no-call lists.....

Sneaky bums, indeed.

The internet revolution must be destroying business. If people want porn, even artsy porn, they can go online. But most people prefer just "sexy" photos like what can be found in Maxim.